LeBron James Secretly Dating Nickelodeon’s Victoria Justice

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Is basketball star LeBron James secretly dating Victoria Justice, teen star of the hit Nickelodeon series “Victorious”? According to our sources and this photo of them getting cozy in Miami, the answer is yes!

Apparently LeBron and Victoria have been going out for a few months now, but both agreed to keep the relationship under wraps to protect their public images.

Lebron James doesn’t want to be seen as a race traitor in the black community since Victoria is Hispanic and not a fat white woman with bleached blond hair and daddy issues. While Victoria is concerned that people will think she is only dating LeBron because he is a millionaire basketball player and not for his self-absorbed personality and amazing ability to immediately fold under pressure.

Despite what society might think, these two love birds appear to be the perfect match. I say congrats to the happy couple “Letoria”. Allahu Akbar!