Amber Heard Nude Cell Phone Video Leaked

The Amber Heard nude cell phone video above has just been leaked online.

In this video Amber Heard shows off her sinful feminine sex organs while begging for her man to “come back to her” and proclaiming that she “needs his body”. Of course Amber Heard is engaged to actor Johnny Depp, but it is certainly not possible that this video is meant for that scrawny old homoqueer.

Amber Heard must have made this video for her virile Muslim lover. He no doubt banged her like she has never been banged before (like only us well endowed Muslim men can), and then took off to join ISIS and behead infidels.

Unfortunately for Amber Heard the allure of the Jihad is far more enticing then she could ever be, and she will never again experience the unimaginable sexual pleasure of being with this Muslim man. Amber will now have to spend the rest of her life with this unquenchable yearning, forever tormented by its exquisite memory until it eventually drives her insane… and no amount of naked cell phone videos is going to change that.

*Update Amber Heard had her lawyer get her nude video removed. Enjoy Amber’s sex scenes from the movie “The Informers” instead.